Very Funny Names for Christmas Candles.

Think of funny things Christmas related and scents associated with Christmas. The name of the candle must be super funny or quirky to work.

We are a Candle Company, "The Candle Daddy (http://www.thecandledaddy.com). We strive to make candles that have funny names and even better high quality scents. Funny names are great but when the funny name relates to a scent or color of the candle then you have a potential winner. One could type in a web search for candle scents or fragrances to get ideas.

Here are some examples of our current candles (non-Christmas ones for the most part) that our internal team has come up with and are currently selling well on line and in stores:
Deez Nutz (banana nut bread-hazelnut vanilla scented candle)
Bofa Deez Nutz (banana nut bread-hazelnut vanilla scented candle)
Morning Wood (cedarwood vanilla scented candle)
Basic Bitch (pumpkin spice latte scented candle)
Toke Cloak (odor/smoke eliminator candle)
Blue Balls (Blueberry scented candle)
Show Me Your Melons! (watermelon/cantaloupe)
I'm Sick of Your Shit (Odor eliminator candle)
Dicken's Cider (apple cider candle)
Swamp Ass (terrible smelling candle)

...and here is a list of some candle/names in development/Christmas/among others
Santa's Sack (unsure of scent on this one at this time)
Well Hung (unsure of scent on this one at this time)


...we have a list of close to 8,000 other names that are in development or did not make the cut, so it is very likely that suggested names in this contest are already on our ideas list that we are constantly updating.

We are always looking for more funny names on candles, don't be afraid to double up on a scent or idea theme we are already working on.

We are also looking for things that people are passionate about (golf/tennis/hunting/fishing/hobbies/their dog/politicians) and coming up with funny candle related names related to these passions. We are also looking for holiday related names (CHRISTMAS RIGHT NOW/Birthdays/Valentine's Day, etc). We are also looking for good names for a motor oil scent, gasoline scent, leather scent, burnt rubber scent, wood fire place scent, racing fuel scent, licorice scent, melons scents, nuts scents, beef, bacon, coffee, beer, whiskey, dirt or mud and smelly candles. Any normal candle scents with a good funny name is great too. Keep in mind we are a unique candle company so we have unique names and unique scents. BUT WE ARE MOST LOOKING RIGHT NOW FOR FUNNY CHRISTMAS CANDLE NAMES.

Good Luck and remember, please, the more the funny name relates in some way to the scent or the color the better.

Thank you,

The Candle Daddy

Winner

Elf'd Up

by SteffieRae